Friday, September 26, 2014

ISIS Executioner ID'ed by FBI...


A report by Jill Reilly in MAILONLINE says that the "...FBI has identified the ISIS executioner who appears in the beheading videos of US journalists James Foley and Steven Sotloff, and British aid worker John Haines..."

Much to our dismay, here at Citizens Militia of Maine News*, according to Reilly, FBI Director, Comey "...would not be releasing his identity or nationality to the media..."

The report quotes Comey saying that:
"...the FBI believes that ISIS is 'looking to try to do something in the U.S.,' but added he did not believe the group is capable of a sophisticated or complex attack..."
"...he was 'not confident at all' the threat from Khorasan militant group was thwarted by the airstrikes..."
"... We believe [Khorasan] they've been working toward an attack, but it's hard to say whether it would come tomorrow, in three weeks, or in three months..."
"...the FBI is still working hard to identify two people in ISIS videos who appear to have American or Canadian accents..."
"...about a dozen Americans are believed to be fighting with extremist groups in Syria at the moment..."
AND...
"...more than 100 Americans have either tried to go to Syria and been arrested, gone successfully, or gone and come back..."
Here's the full Reilly report...

Now, as much as it disheartens us here at CMMR to have to announce that we are about to inject satire into this report, here, nevertheless, you go:

We, The People, these people, are elated that the FBI finally called the CIA to find out the identity of the terrorist in question, however, it is a bit disappointing that they did not stay on the line longer to see if they could glean just a wee bit more information from them. Pssst... Comey!  Try the NSA next time.  They can track anyone, and their phone plan is much better.  Cheers.